John Waters once declared: 'If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.'
Well, reading has just had the hotness dial turned up to 'fetch me a fan I'm about to faint' with the introduction of Happy To Sit On Your Face's new range of seductive reading glasses - PILLS.
Get yourself a pair and then to the library, the bookstore, to drive your fellow bibliophiles to distraction.
